
So it’s pretty much a given that Thursdays at Hailey’s it’s a pretty good night to dance your 80’s blues. Yesterday I decided to venture away form my comfort zone and pay a visit to Hailey’s on a Wednesday night, I had heard from some one who wishes to remain anonymous that the nights were really intense. I arrived there around 12:30am due to the failure to get any RSVP from my friends, I also figured that by that point I would know weather it was going to be kicking or just for kicks.
As I entered the club I noticed that at the bar my favorite door girl was bartending (awesome dirnks) and also that Alan Palomo from Ghosthustler was getting some drinks, he said hello to me and told me that he and Jason Faries from the Gazelles were the DJs every Wednesday. The music was amazing, you could really tell Palomo and Faries really put some thought in finding great unknown and remixed tunes; however, although the music was awesome, I do consider it went highly unappreciated, there was hardly anybody at the dance floor, with the exception of this little crazy hot girl who was dancing her heart out.
Let me summarize the night and end this never ending rambling. There was the posse of hooded hipsters standing by the DJ booth; let me perform a public announcement to all the hipsters out there: this season don’t forget to buy an ugly hoodie and wear the hood up that way you can blend in and hide how uninteresting you really are (Thanks Lady Sovereign). Then let’s not forget the sluts. Oh… the sluts, you all give girls a bad name, be proud!!! On one corner we have the Dancing Sluts: with really short skirts trying to get filled by anyone who has a dick and fulfill the love their daddy never gave them. At the Men’s restroom we have the Shy Slut: who gets completely appalled for being found giving a guy a blowjob at the men’s restroom; if this ever happen to you let me give you some advice, don’t be shy own it, unlike the corner sluts you are only one step away from becoming a corner hooker, Congratulations!!!
Overall it was really fun being there, I cant wait to comeback and really get my dance on, and maybe just maybe have a little encounter with Bathroom Slut, aim high girl, aim high.